

The penguins at the spaceport pay loads for batteries, you see. Every day I teleport down to my little farm, collect all the wheat and cotton and kiwi fruits that have grown overnight, and fill my pockets with double-As. Do you want to have a look? No, seriously, she’s next to the electrical sheep, and she’s a proper money maker. I’ve got a robot chicken in the shed that parps out batteries.

Update Night is a fortnightly column in which Rich McCormick revisits games to find out whether they've been changed for better or worse.
